Friday, July 07, 2006

Vote For The Extinction of Man


Maybe it was all the HP Lovecraft I read over June 6, 2006, but my gut reaction is to not vote for Mr. Hlatcu for Governor.

Perhaps it's his endorsement of a Mr. Yog-Sothoth for Lt Governor.

Or that his campaign is managed by a Mr. Cthulhu.

Or that in his hand while his TV spot aired was a leathery volume called the Necronomicon.

It's possible that Mr. Hlatcu is exactly what he purports to be: a Romanian immigrant who was lived in Alaska for 16 years and is an engineer by trade.

Or he might be an emissary of The Ancient Ones.

You decide.

lŠ! Shub-Niggurath!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is quite similar to how I feel about Tony Blair...

Good to meet you and your blog.

Kisses,

BiBi x

John Cowart said...

As I recall, the campaign slogan when Cthulhu ran for office was, "Why settle for the lesser evil!"

Eric said...

Thanks Bibi, right back atcha!

And John, that is hilarious.

PJ said...

Gawd, I didn't think anyone read that stuff anymore but me. Nice to know there's another sick puppy out there, Ericthulhu

Anonymous said...

Is that a polymer clay cow on your TV?! If so, it's superb!

Anonymous said...

Where did you find it? Interesting read »