Monday, August 07, 2006

Um, I'll have the Alfredo Sauce instead please.

An actual Fred Meyer Sunday ad. J-bro sent me the link and I'm stealin' his joke. Hilarious results of bad copy editing.





Golden Grain Mission Pasta Kotex
14-27 Maxi Pads, 18-20 Security Tampons,
or 40-64 Lightdays Liners.
2 for $5



Although I suppose if you ripped open a package of pasta or a
package of Kotex and dumped them into boiling water, soon they would plump up
and get that "al dente" texture.

1 comment:

Jas said...

Let me please to clarifying that this was generated from a third party service that provides the electronic formatted online advertisements and is no way part of the company itself.... :)


You stole my alfredo line, bastard! :)

If I knew any better as to how to put pictures up, I'd have posted it on my own blog, but the brain is too full right now with chemistry and mathematics.