Thank you in advance for considering my idea for a new product line.
I appreciated your consideration of my most recently submitted Burger King tag line “We’ve been microwaving your food since the 1970’s” and I have the framed rejection letter hanging on the wall of my cubicle at work.
I am a great admirer of your Coq Roq advertising campaign and I have a humble, albeit likely very popular and profitable, addition to suggest.
If you can make formed chicken pieces into luscious fried sticks and call them “Chicken Fries” why not tie in a second new product and explode the formed chicken market?
Here’s the pitch: formed circles of chicken, breaded, fried and served like your onion rings. Here’s the hook: call them -
Now there’s an advertising gimmick sure to draw international attention: free publicity while FOXNews and MSNBC pundits ask about morality and decency.
I predict you will overtake the dreaded M-word and again reign as the true King of Burgers.
Thank you again for your time.
Eric A. Anderson
The Panic Blog
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