Thursday, September 27, 2007

Why Don't We Do It In The Road?

I read a headline in the Raleigh News & Observer today which caught my eye:

Couple Accused of Sex in a Cemetery

My first thought was “why is this news?”

Upon further review this isn’t just greasy kid stuff (the woman suspect is 51 years old and the male suspect is 37 years old - again with those saucy Red Hat Ladies!).

In North Carolina (motto: "Esse Quam Videri" which is Latin for “don’t do it in the boneyard”) having sex in a cemetery is considered Crimes Against Nature and is a felony.

Crimes Against Nature?

This summer we had a call about a loud juvenile party in a gated community of multi-million dollar homes in the Los Anchorage suburbs. Upon arriving the officers discovered several juveniles who were under the influence of fungal hallucinogens. Several were naked and one was having sex with a hole in the ground. Yes. Screwin’ the lawn.

Now that’s a crime against nature.


Jas said...

No way, the grass, it was totally asking for it!

Jose said...

I guess he was planting the seed... so to speak.

Chandira said...

LOL... Well, I think I have committed that crime at some point in my teenage years. Not the grass-related one, the other one. ;-)

Shay said...

Having sex with a hole in the ground!?! Now that's a tough charge to love down!! haha