Saturday, June 10, 2006

Dictionary Moment


Welcome to this edition of “Dictionary Moment” at the Panic Blog, brought to you today by the letter ‘Z.’

Z takes a call from a concerned citizen who wants to report his former buddy for drugs. Halfway through the conversation the caller says,



Caller: “…this guy, he’s got so much drugs, I’m talking about a LOT.”


Z: “On him?”

Caller: “Yep, he keeps it in…um… under his, y’know, scruples.”

Z: “You mean in his pants?”

Caller: “Yep. In his pants under his scruples.”

evidentally these are scruples

Later in the conversation the caller says,

Caller: “You have to get there fast, he has lots of girlfriends, crack ho’s, and they’ll keister the drugs for him. You know what I mean, keister, right?”

Z: “I think I can figure that one out. So he found more than one girl who will do this for him, huh?”

evidentally this is how one would start the de-keisterization process


In conclusion, chilluns, the lesson is this:

Girls may have no scruples but if you can find one who will keister your drugs, she’s a keeper!

5 comments:

apositivepessimist said...

Yep she’s a keeper...well at least until she gives back the stuff.

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Still Searching... said...

Er...righto. Heh. :-)

Laura said...

The visuals really hammer home the point. You know...hammer...

The Catapillar said...

LOL