Yes, a motorcycle vs. bear accident. Do you get a lot of those where you live? I swell with hometown pride (although not in a creepy way).
In the paper / scissors / rock world of collisions, apparently Ducati beats black bear.
The scenario: the biker, travelling 65-70mph crests a hill on what could only be described as a "country road," paved but pot-holed and no shoulders. On the other side of the hill is a black bear who is unaware he is about to become one with the Ducati legend.
Whoomp!The damage to the rider: broken collar bone.
The damage to the Ducati? Nothing except it was a hair transplant recipient on the handlebars.
Damage to the bear: Undetermined since it fled the scene but it left a bunch of poop in the road. The bike literally knocked the crap out of the bear.