Yes, a motorcycle vs. bear accident. Do you get a lot of those where you live? I swell with hometown pride (although not in a creepy way).
In the paper / scissors / rock world of collisions, apparently Ducati beats black bear.
The scenario: the biker, travelling 65-70mph crests a hill on what could only be described as a "country road," paved but pot-holed and no shoulders. On the other side of the hill is a black bear who is unaware he is about to become one with the Ducati legend.
Whoomp!
The damage to the rider: broken collar bone.The damage to the Ducati? Nothing except it was a hair transplant recipient on the handlebars.
Damage to the bear: Undetermined since it fled the scene but it left a bunch of poop in the road. The bike literally knocked the crap out of the bear.
4 comments:
Heh, that's just wrong... Funny, but wrong ;)
I somehow doubt that will be turned into some marketting gimmick for Ducatti.
=)
Makes me almost miss Alaska life.
That's really funny, Eric. I'm glad I don't have to worry about colliding with a bear around here.
i ran into a mother bear and her cub in sequoia while hiking. It was not a fun experience
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