I love malapropisms.
I love to say the word 'malapropism.'
It's even fun to type. Try it.
Also try slipping these lovely words into your next cocktail party, business meeting, or anti-technology manifesto:
When folks use words incorrectly it often leads to a disastrophy.
If several folks use words incorrectly it could cause wide-spread pandalerium.
I can't count how many times I've had callers who wished to be unanimous.
Once a lady told me her neighbors were trying to use her as an
A weight loss surgery patient on a WLS board my wife frequents complained of a high anal hernia (yeow!)
I won't even get into the presidential gaffs and slips of the tongue.
Actually there is a Bill Clinton joke in there somewhere.