The day before yesterday a woman called the police appalled and feeling violated because one of her neighbors, who all hate her, drugged and castrated her favorite horse.
An officer responded and, after a very un-CSI-like investigation determined that, and I mention now that this is a completely true story, the horse had not been violated but instead was very cold.
The junk just disappears inside the body cavity apparently
No wonder those guys can run so fast. I could too if I could raise and lock my “landing gear” away.
You never see a grandfather clock running down the street
Something to consider.
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7 comments:
That is hillarious!!!! And your pictures bring such life to the story lol. That is the one thing I miss about the job, all the funny things you get to hear. That is definatly not something anyone could even begin to make up lol.
Terriffic blend of words and pictures! I laughted over this one. Keep 'em coming.
This was great! And it's what I originally wanted to do with my blog, find a series of photos and fit a story around them. But I couldn't seem to make that work. Now you've showed me how marvelous it can be.
OR NOT...:)
I agree - great post. At first I had no idea where you were going with that grandfather clock thing. That's some funny shit.
I love the photos you picked to make this come to life. Hahaha! You are a funny dude!
Happy weekend!
Lois Lane
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