Oh get your head out of the gutter.
Have you ever said something but even as you said it you wanted to reel it back in?
One of my lovely coworkers yesterday received a call about a motor vehicle accident involving a single vehicle striking and killing a moose (not an uncommon occurence).
In a moment which I completely sympathize with, she found herself asking the caller "Is the moose still dead?"
You cannot make up stuff like this. While it probably did not inspire a whole lot of confidence from the caller, it makes me laugh.