Since I'm working on a rather long post (well, at least in my head) I want some inspiration for shorter, snappy posts. Here is my proposal:
In the comment section name a crime and I will tell you a true and probably funny story about that crime. Sure the funny part might mean that the only person who is laughing is me. And maybe you'll inspire me to write something serious (it can happen).
Be creative, the only rule is this: no sex crimes. Nothing very funny about those. Also, if you are anonymous, add some initials or something. They don't even have to be yours.
And to add to the fun, or to torment you further, I'll attempt a bad poem on the topic of the crime your pick.
You name the crime, I'll make it rhyme
(or maybe it'll be a haiku so it won't rhyme, deal with it).
The gauntlet has been thrown!
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