Saturday, April 16, 2005

Hot Underage Asian Midget Girl on Girl Action

I hate spam. Granted it’s partly my fault for not being more vigilant about keeping my main email address private, but I still hate spam and spammers.

I do not want a larger penis. Really. My wife, who knows ‘the small truth,’ is not complaining so I’m plenty happy.

I do not want discount Viagra. If I wanted Viagra, I would go to my doctor and ask for some. It seems like buying discount Viagra would be as smart as buying a discount parachute (Like New! Used only once! Slightly stained).

Ditto discount Xanax, Paxil, Prozac, and all other prescription drugs. I know I’ve said that drug prices are high and that something needs to be done. Buying drugs from some scammer spammer on the internet is not that thing.

While I clean our my "junk" folder, here's a little
“Spam I Am” for your enjoyment:

I do not want to refinance my home,
I do not want ringtones for my cellphone,
I would not, could not, win a free iPod
I shall not look at barely-legal bods,
I don’t want fake pics of Britney’s tits
I do not like this spam one bit

1 comment:

Frequent Reader said...

While I surf blog , i found a all new trick in
Vistor can comment and EMBED VIDEO , IMAGE . EX :
I wonder how they do it ? Anyone know about this , please tell me :D
(sr for my bad english ^_^)