Today at work I got a call from the manager of a local hotel. He was reporting that a former guest had called a couple hours after they checked out to ask if housekeeping had found a beat-up can of 7-Up in their room. The guest was desperate to get it back because they claimed it contained jewelry. Housekeeping checked their garbage bags and found the missing 7-Up can and it was not full of jewelry (surprise, surprise) but instead was full of little baggies of crack cocaine. The manager called us to pick up the crack.
The question is this: Who was the brilliant crack-head who thought up the “jewelry” angle, as if this was the most reasonable thing in the world? “Well I was on vacation and hid my jewelry in a beat up empty looking soda can… yeah.. that’s the ticket.”
Flippin’ mo-rons. NHI
3 comments:
No Humans Involved eh? LOL What idiots!
K
I suspect that most crack addicts, by definition, are probably not going to be mensa members....
J-bro
Where did you find it? Interesting read »
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