Monday, September 12, 2005

Cannonball Man Got Paid !!

Remember Cannonball Man ?

The Po-Po agreed to pay Yale Metzger, Esquire, $58 to buy himself a cannonball off of Ebay to replace the cannonball the EOD squad blew up (because it contained, get this, EXPLOSIVES). $50 for the cannonball (solid, no fuse holes) and $8 for postage.

Well eff me running.

I agree that $58 was a cheap way to send this mo-ron packing. Municipal attorneys have much bigger fish to fry than to respond to frivolous lawsuits and I’m sure the $58 fell well under the “just pay it” limit that all companies and I assume governments have with regard to this t ype of garbage but… cheese and rice it’s disappointing.

Just to complain about it leads me to ponder
the incredible size of this guy’s own balls

Too bad about that tiny cannon, though.


5 comments:

john cowart said...

Bitter. Bitter. Bitter.... Rightly so!

Rhoda IV said...

You crack me up Eric.

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