Thursday, August 23, 2007

Didn't Know? Of Course He KNEW!!

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:37PM EDT

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper.

"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."


Jas said...

I wonder if it was the translation into english...

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation

Climaxed? Not likely, and not likely for a long time.

I imagine he looks like one of those overcooked dogs at those gas station hot dog cooker roller machines.

His 'didn't know' routine is more plausible than the 'I fell and landed on it' excuse that is heard when guys end up in the emergency room with odd items lodged in their rectum. (Cell phones, light bulbs, etc)

Eric said...

Rectum? nearly killed 'em !!