Step Off, Punk-Ass Peach

A few days ago a coworker was commenting about the deliciousness of the apple she was eating.

When asked if the apple was a Fuji she said, “no, it’s a Cripps.’

Forget East Coast - West Coast conflict, now we have fruit gangs.

It’s the Cripps Apples vs. the Blood Oranges.

I foresee drive-by juicings.

Nothing good can come of this.

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Cripps Apples http://www.bestapples.com

Blood Oranges http://www.harvestwizard.com