I am fascinated by the euphemisms and nicknames people use for their genitalia. I did an unscientific poll once asking women what they called their nether-regions (or what they called them when they were kids). Here is the list, in no particular order:
Tweedle
Hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Susie
Tootie
Missy
Sissy
Cooter
Front Bottom
Fanny
Flower
Mess
I find “mess” particularly disturbing, but it’s true.
So to all those in lurker land and to the faithful commenters:
What names have you heard ? Tell me a story.
20 comments:
We used: Coonie
to this day, that horrific word makes me chringe.
I've also heard muffin and coolie.
Thanks for dropping by and sharing!
"Coonie" that's pretty great.
my little brother just started calling it his pookoo. all by himself. that's what he always called it.
Years ago, while bathing my daugther who was three at the time, she informed me that little boys had penises (penii?). As soon as she let this declaration sink in, she said "And I know what little girls have too! They have 'chinas'!"
Maybe it is due to having a hobby of hanging around the socially unacceptable, I will share with you SOME of the ones that I have heard. Poon, Painters Porch, Place, IT, Garden ... The list goes on and on, and on. If requested more are available (maybe in an e-mail,) however ... it’s a family site. BTW Penii, thats funni...
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thanks for the additions carrie, kathy, and TV.
There's probably a joke about "bone china" or "china patterns but I'm too much of a gentleman to make jokes like that :-)
Minge
Flange
Cum Bucket
Furry Goblet
Hairy Axe Wound
"Let me put my throbbing spam javelin in your hairy axe wound you cock crazy cum slut"
ruder than i expected, mr. anonymous, but thanks for reading.
I might suggest a book club or a library card or someink.
Heh, I know most of the ones anonymous listed, but I can add 'quim' to the list.
For the record, there is more than person posting as Anonymous … Since some of our anonymity is only so to some.
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Did I miss "peepee?"
we always had to use "coolie"....
as in, "mom, i have chicken pox on my coolie".
ouch.
not kidding on that one, which is probably TMI.
my mom used to call it "porper" when i was little, for some reason that always reminded me of a dolphin. and i still can't stand that word.
and when my brother was little, he walked in on my mom when she got out of the shower and said, "i can see your cookie monster!"
If you need more just rent Grumpy Old Men and fast foward to the end credits, Burgess Meredith gives you many that you may never think of in a set of hilarious retakes.
Gina. How embarassing is that?
LOL Eric. Some I have heard are variations of what you have.
Twaddle, Hooh-hah, Badger, Beaver, Special Place, Mr. Pepper, Petey, One Eyed Jack,goodies, package, DOWN THERE, and YOU KNOW! ( I could go on...)
And, all of these I heard on duty as an EMT or dispatcher. LOL. An
Heh, I had a co-worker who called her's "Whoo Wah" and Mama called her's "My Mooch." Yeah, shudder!
A preacher once advised me not to date a certain girl.
When I said that I could keep my head about me, he replied, "John, that thing has a head of its own"!
Me wenches one be known as te "kiti". Jes wanted te get thar out thar...
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