Political correctness has gone too far.
According to the Associated Press
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20050407/D89APUP00.html
Cookie Monster is cutting back on his cookie consumption. The idea is that most kids these days in
News Flash: The 3 to 7 year old set doesn’t get a lot of say in a family’s eating habits. Mom and Dad (or just Mom or just Dad or both Dads or both Moms) make those choices.
This Just In: Moms and Dads should probably tell their little tykes not to take a whole lot of advice from SOCKS!
Simple rule: If you don’t have a hand sticking up your backside making you talk, then you can’t eat as many cookies as your favorite sock does. And if you do have someone’s hand sticking up your backside making you talk, it’s time to leave the Neverland Ranch.
Or so it seems to me,
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