For Dorene
I’ve eaten Lucky Charms for most of my life and have never won a lottery or a contest with a big cash prize.
Scotch Magic Tape is neither from
Dust Bunnies are neither rabbits, nor made primarily of dust. They are usually formed from bits of lint and hair.
Rainbow Trout have nothing to do with rainbows. Neat colors, sure, but no pot of gold at the end.
Angel Dust: It’s PCP, not from God.
Irregardless: I hate it; you probably hate it, but it’s made its way into the American English language. Get over it.
As my wife loves to quote from her favorite episode of Frazier,
“You can put a kitten in the oven but that doesn’t make it a biscuit.”
Feel free to add your own big fat lies.
9 comments:
"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you".
Some would say there is a logic behind it all, but that just wouldn't be half as funny.
You covered the best of the lies!
Publisher's Clearinghouse, "You may already be a winner" um, yeah, right. I know how big a loser I am for even playing.
Lois Lane
randomly found your blog, and boy am i glad i did. probably the most interesting thing ive read all day.
haha funny, and true. =)
cheers
"We'll get back to you"
Yeah right~ :)
great post.
Funny stuff! That's just the way life is I guess.
Haven't found a pot o gold at the end of the rainbow yet....
do you climb the mountains in alaska, mckinley???
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