The Homer Sign Of The Times ?

So we drove out East End Road in Homer, Alaska and turned on McLay Drive up to my aunt’s house and we see this sign on the road. As we climbed the hill up to the turnoff we saw the same sign on the road pointing to a nice looking house on the hill. What the heck? Does my aunt have a third job (to add to owner/general manager/head of housekeeping at Glacierview Cabins and at the local travel agency)?

Apparently not, but it does beg the question. I’m already probably in trouble with the Angry Asian but what exactly is Thai Massage? I’ve heard a little about the sex tours in Thailand which are reprehensible (not to mention you risk getting an underage girl prostitute with HIV/AIDS and a penis), but what would a Homeroid Thai Massage consist of?

Like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop, the world may never know.