In preparation for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's a little joke for you (click on Eulogies for the answer)
A boy goes trick or treating wearing a pirate costume. He goes up to the door of a kindly old neighbor lady who takes one look at him and says "What do we have here? You're a cute little pirate. But where are your buccaneers?"
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The boy took off his pirate hat and replied "On my buckin' head, lady, what did you expect?"
I almost didn't get it....anyways, thanks for putting your little man on my blogmap! and flattery will get you everywhere!!!
Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender notices the pirate, since the pirate has a steering wheel clearly underneath his pants. Undaunted, the bartender asks the pirate
"What's with the steering wheel down your pants"
The pirate looks him in the eye and says...
"It's driving me nuts"
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that's pretty funny!
Not much increases the mood of talking like a pirate more than finding out your true pirate identity. If you haven't had your swash buckled recently and don't know your pirate name, I'd suggest taking this quiz.
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/
We can't all be the coolest pirate around, like Johnny Depp. Therefore I'm Red Bess Kidd, a fine, reliable pirate. Hmmm.
I buckin' knew it!
Love the blog, Eric, thanks for stopping by the Minxdom.
ARRRRRRRR 'Tis true what ye be sayin'
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